Thursday, April 15, 2010

"xoxo, JT" - Survivor Heroes vs Villains Episode 9

Now before I get started on tonights blog i need to clear something up. last week i took some heat over Sandra "admitting" she's a coat tail rider. No, she has never came out and said "i ride coat tails" but she has said "i don't care who i'm aligned with as long as its the majority" She doesn't rely on a strategy or an immunity, she relies on everyone else's strategies & their immunities.. that to me is a coat tail rider.

Also, don't give me this crap about Russell Hantz having an unfair advantage. These are the best of the best, they aren't stupid. He is here out of over 400 survivors to play this game. he's one of the top 5 male villains of all time. They've seen everyone else play, and clearly something about him stood out to make him be brought back, that should be the red flag right there. He's been targeted since the beginning & been in the minority anyway & still stuck around, so would it really matter if they had seen his season? no. All the crying about Boston Rob, for Christ's sake people! he was a pre-merge boot in Marquesas! All the great players, Hatch, Tina, Ethan were booted early in All Stars, Rob wasn't a threat so he stuck around. He made it to the end against Alicia & Shii Ann & Amber & Big Tom... BIG DEAL! if you can't beat those guys you don't deserve to wake up in the morning! Boston Rob SUCKS! if he was a great strategist he would have looked for that idol. if he was a great strategist he would have voted Jerri's ass out instead of saying "its okay Jerri, do what you gotta do." & Hatch, Hatch played his season GREAT. but Richard Hatch won the very first season of Survivor. The very first before anyone ever, EVER got to see anyone play. Could he do it again 10 years later when all the competition knows what to expect? maybe, but not against the likes of Parvati & Russell. Parvati & Russell would eat him alive & then use his bones as their toothpicks. Love them or hate them you have to give them credit. They're not two of the most amazing, they ARE the two MOST amazing players to ever play this game. Hate them all you want, but you have to respect their strategy. There's no denying it.

Over the years there have been many, many dumb moments in Survivor history. I'm glad they showed the clip of Ian in Palau because I've always thought that was stupid. You're a shoe in for the finals, a possible win & you quit? you give up a shot at a million dollars for someone you've known a little over a month? THAT is the dumbest move in Survivor history. Screw giving away a necklace or being voted with an idol or even two idols in your pocket. You don't quit the game. EVER! Only one person has a justifiable reason for quitting this game & thats Jenna Morasca in All Stars. Osten, Janu, Sue, Fairplay, Kathy.. all quitters. All un-respectable players in this game, but atleast they quit for themselves. They weren't final 3, or even close to being there. You don't quit when you're at the finish line to give it to someone else. Ridiculous. Ian to me is the dumbest survivor to ever play this game. As far as JT's move goes.. yeah it was dumb. Now we've seen idol's exchange hands in the past, even Russell did it earlier this season. Jenna gave her necklace to Heidi, Sugar gave her idol to Matty, it worked for them, why? because they had a pre-existing relationship. they were in an alliance. Unless you trust them completely & you're positive you can benefit from the person staying in the game NEVER give away your idol. His reasoning is pure speculation. He doesn't know Russell, he doesn't know anything about him he's never played this season with him or even met him prior to this season.. Why would you put your neck on the line to save this guy? VERY dumb move, but i have to give it to him for taking a risk it paid off tonight, but if you think Russell will continue to stay loyal to JT you clearly haven't watched Russell play Survivor before.

Rupert
the strongest out of everyone? seriously? the strongest out of all 11 playing? This guy is an idiot! Not even Amanda would believe that!! I seriously loathe that guy. (Amanda too) Its kinda bittersweet, I would LOVE LOVE LOVE for them to get the boot, but if they did, would it be a smart move? would it be smart to get rid of someone so incredibly stupid? for the sake of my sanity i want them gone, but i could understand if others would prefer to keep them. i wish there would be another double elimination episode in hopes that both of them get voted out.

Jerri said it best the guys in this game have a big ego. Russell isn't a sexist, he has an ego. All guys have a desire to be the alpha male, he doesn't have to worry about that with his "all girls alliance" he put together. Even tho it was a small step, i'm glad she stepped up to Russell & said that the women should compete. She's everyting Amanda's not. She's everything Amanda should be. If you're gonna switch, stick with the switch, don't go running back the very next week. find a game plan & stick with it. Amanda is teamed up against Courtney in the challenge? Clearly she's been ranked as the weakest. We all know Amanda isn't the weakest. Rupert is the weakest, but its her inability to speak up, its her inability to voice her opinion & stand up for herself that puts her at the bottom of the totem pole. & because of that you can call her the weakest. It has nothing to do with her physical strength, she's weak & undeserving to be in this competition because she lacks a backbone... more on her later tho.


Jeff: "Parvati, are you the boss?" Parvati: "Of course"

Parvati now Amanda, JT, this is how its done! This is why you all suck & she's awesome. To all the people who ask me why i praise her & Russell so much, THIS IS WHY! this is Survivor! Only one person can win! your whole tribe can't win! you don't share shit with the whole tribe!! If you must share something with someone, share with the dumb one. share with the weak one, the easy to manipulate one, share with the ugly little sister who so desperately wants to be you, who so desperately wants to have your success, your fame, your looks.. .. share with the Danielle. & thats exactly what Parvati has done. & thats exactly why Parvati is a past winner & thats exactly why i think Parvati will win this season as well.

Amanda if you were to put this girl on an island BY herself. if you were to put 16 people individually by themselves, this girl would do fine. no doubt in my mind. she would do great. But she's too easily influenced by everyone around her. She always has these master plans in her confessionals but she never follows thru on them because she won't speak up. She takes the back seat to everyone. Luckily for her in the past, she's been aligned with the likes of Parvati, Cirie & (in my opinion the greatest strategist to ever play this game) Todd, so listening to everyone else wasn't such a bad idea, but this season she has JT & Rupert! Candice comes up to her, its just the two of them, they're discussing JT & his idol, Amanda just makes a weird face. She says nothing. She let them give Russell the hidden immunity idol & i'm sorry but when you sit back and do nothing, you're just as stupid. THE GIRL DESERVES TO GO HOME! stick up for yourself!! i hate her. she's so annoying. she's so stupid. Its so frustrating because she has the numbers! If they lose, she's safe. There's nothing for her to worry about & people like Colby & Candice are on the outs, so they have no other choice but to go along with everyone else. & i mean lets face it, JT is a retard! he's from Alabama for Pete's sake! that alone should be a red flag that you don't let the guy make any game changing decisions! & don't get me started on Rupert. Amanda isn't worth a dime to anyone. She should have been voted out instead of Sugar on day one.

Sandra i loved her this entire episode! from the first minute to the very last she was cracking jokes & making little snide comments. i love her. i really do... personally i love her. she's hilarious. she makes the show funny. i dont think she deserves to win & i don't respect her game play, however i do love her personality. Now at the start of the season if you had asked me if Sandra had a shot in hell at making it to the merge i would have said "sure" 2 weeks ago, i would have flopped and said "not a chance in hell" now that the numbers are all tied up & with a merge next week, she's on the outs of her tribe.. scheming with Rupert. JT's idol is gone, Parvati's got an idol in her possession, she's clearly not the target anymore, i'm gonna flop & put her back in my final 6.. hey, this is my blog, i'm allowed to be wishy washy.

What the hell was Coach wearing at tribal council? & what was that little stance he was sitting in when Courtney's torch was put out? That guy is as delusional as Rupert.

With Parvati AND Russell having idols, a merge, Sandra possibly flipping, JT realizing he's been duped, more options for Candice & Colby... its gonna be an interesting rest of the season... what are your predictions? -NO SPOILERS!

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