Coach (you know, the one with the pony tail and ridiculous tattoos that preaches about integrity) is the kind of person who doesn't have friends. He has people who want to be his friend because he's that guy from that one show, but legitimately, he doesn't have friends. He's an 8 year old boy trapped in a 40 year old man's body. Now, don't get me wrong, that kind of behavior is great for reality tv, but as a person? There comes a time when you have to grow up, and for the normal person Coach's age, that time came 25 years ago.
His little cutesie fantasy land persona is kind of old. He was the kind of person that I just hated in Tocantins. Not hate to love, not love to hate, just hate. He was so annoying. He was a bully and extremely arrogant. Watching Coach 2.0 in Samoa was mildly entertaining. Not because I was a fan but watching him get eaten alive by the pros like Russell & Parvati. Watching him go from what he thought was King of the World his first time around and picking on Sierra like she was worthless. Watching his I'm holier than thou attitude completely get knocked down a few pegs watching him struggle to keep up with strategic villains and get outwitted by little Courtney. He's the kind of guy not used to the little girl fighting back. (I love Courtney by the way) Seeing him brought back for a third time, without the professionals is a sad reminder that he's not changed. He's still the same ol guy who lies until he doesn't even know whats real anymore. He talks just to hear his own voice.
Now let me start by saying, I'm not a fan of Christine, but I really hope she survives the next RI duel and goes head to head with Coach. When he has people doubt him and confront him he starts to crumble. He doesn't know how to handle it. That is entertainment. I mean the guy is old enough to be a grandpa and refers to himself as The Dragon Slayer.. His blatant disrespect for Jesus and mockery of prayer in last night's episode was ridiculous! The only thing more ridiculous than Coach at this point is Ozzy's braided pig tails.
Which by the way, I would love to say... Ozzy's move has potential to be a great one! If he had a strategic bone in his body, and Christine was the kind of girl to make the moves he's assuming she will, it would be a great one. But he's just an idiot. The cards may fall into place for this to be a great mastermind move, and I'm sure he'll take credit for it if it does, but let be honest.. He's about as great of a player as Coach is a person.
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