THE GREATEST TRIBAL COUNCIL EVER!! and THAT is why i say Russell Hantz... scratch that, i think he's proven its more than just my opinion, THAT is why Russell Hantz is the greatest player to ever play this game! Superman's fat suit? why James is full of shit & Boston Rob continues to be all talk & Sandra's secret ninja powers. Roping in Coach??
VILLAINS:
Rob starts the show by telling Russell he's playing with the big boys & he's not running with amateurs anymore. I think all the reality shows Rob has done with "Amba" has gotten to his head. The guy didn't even make a merge in Marquesas & lets face it without Lex & Amber he wouldn't have been worth watching in All Stars (that was Kathy's season) but enough about all that, i know i know i say it every week.. but i say it because its TRUE! I loved the immunity challenge when they got back to camp and Rob's like "yeah congratulations to me i beat a girl" all sarcastic like it was an easy task, i'm not sure if Rob was too busy focusing on the challenge to realize but Candice wasn't too far behind him and when he came stumbling out of that maze he looked like he was ready to pass out from exhaustion, so i'm not sure if that win was easy enough to get cocky and act all smug like that, but whatever. I will say the elements & challenges of Russell's seasons have been MUCH easier to endure than other seasons, but no matter what you're faced with, in the past 20 seasons i've yet to see a Survivor who STARTS the season so hated and makes it to the end, he's started HvV on the outs, and he's been to 2 tribals so far and is still in it and if his competition was someone other than Rob i would say he has his work cut out for him, but i'm just not seeing anything in Rob (in this season & his past seasons) that proves he has the ability to pull off any great game changing moves...
I loved Russell's speech to Coach tho.
I LOVE Tyson. his one liners and quick whit, he's hilarious. He makes up for the lack of Courtney this season. BUT! i'm not sure if it was editing or he's just retarded, but Russell walking right up to him in that crowded alliance, pulling him aside and telling him he was voting for Parvati is all it took? none of the rest of the "big boys" alliance even seen it happen! Tyson didn't go back and say "oh guys, I'm voting for Parvati now, Russell changed his vote" you know, and I want to give him the benefit of the doubt that he's not totally retarded but his tribemates looked awfully shocked at Tribal Council and he seemed to take the blame in his exit interview, so i dont know...
SANDRA! to me Sandra is one of the biggest mysteries of Survivor of all time. She's feisty, loud, rude, unapologetic, doesn't care, she admits her strategy is "as long as its you its not me" and if thats not saying "you can't trust me because i slit your throat to stay here mother f*cker" i don't know what is! No one even seems to care! i don't know if they don't consider her a threat or what, but no one notices! hats off to her for flying under the radar without flying under the radar, know what i mean? i'm anxious to see how she saves herself if someone does catch on.. so i'm hoping they do.
LOSERS...err Heroes ... same thing tho, right?
FINALLY! FINALLY! FINALLY! I can no longer say Amanda is a complete idiot! she atleast thinks for herself 1% of the time.... right? YEAH RIGHT! I WISH! she went thru with voting out James but she cried like a damn baby! she's trying to convince everyone to keep him, its like if you're gonna go that far out of your way to keep him around, how about we vote out you instead? thats what i'd say if i was there. the girl is an idiot! then jumping up and hugging him! She's just such an idiot and looking at her with her little sad droopy face all the time i just wish someone would punch her. Its like either smile or get the hell off my screen. you know that person, everyone has one of them too, in your life that is always negative. always talking about how horrible their life is and the world is crashing down on them and its like you just wanna shoot them first and shoot you second. you know those people... and if you don't have one of them in your life, then you're that person in your group of friends TRUST ME! i guarantee you Amanda is that person in her clique.
Rupert. Rupert's monotone ass is the most boring thing to ever grace television. I get a feeling he won't be nominated for fan favorite this year. I just don't see it happening. Him and Amanda need to go have boring little stupid ugly Survivor babies together. When he was comparing James & Colby, it took everything i had to not fall asleep! He's so boring!! & then James!
James doing his little foot race, he's an idiot. you can hardly walk, you want these people to keep you, do you honestly think you can beat someone in a foot race? where's your brain ogre boy? you can't beat a 10 year old kid in a foot race right now! why even attempt to prove thats your strong point? & as far as him saying Colby is his superman in a fat suit.... my take on this, Survivor has gotten soft over the years. There wasn't these physical challenges in the early seasons, these people got one can of rice and if they ran out they starved. They couldn't go fishing in Australia or Africa. They couldn't go out in the ocean when they got hot in the Amazon. They drank blood as it poured out of a cows neck! they jumped off a 200 foot cliff into crocodile infested waters, Ky Joe couldn't even swim! (greatest challenge EVER! in my opinion) Tina crawled across a tree limb in the middle of a HUGE flood that could have killed her to get some rice, They had to build a wall of thorn bushes to keep lions from eating them at night, the women in Amazon slept on the jungle floor for the first 3 days, they dominated! .. you know, Survivor has gotten a little soft. take someone like Twila, someone like Jenna Morasca, Ethan, Colby they could eat these new kids alive! Go back to the early years where there was no bananas, where your reward was splitting a snickers bar into 8 pieces to share with your tribe, where when you decided to sit out of a challenge to eat you had to jump in Anaconda & Piranha infested waters to get to it, where if you wanted to see your family in a challenge you had to paddle your ass across a river to see them. I remember Jenna's boat started sinking and she jumped out and swam her ass for a CHANCE at seeing her mom! SEE! now if Boston Rob lasted long enough in his season to endure all this then i could understand his bitching about "no hidden immunity idols" but he was a pre-merge/pre-jury boot he didn't even have to endure this shit and he wants to complain about he had it rough, he didn't do anything except eat some raw fish sitting out in the sun all day and if memory serves me correctly he lost that challenge for his tribe because he couldn't swallow it! Its easy for Colby to be on the outs when you have a tribe thats full of alliances. Its easy to win a challenge that involves pushing someone off a mat when you're 300 pounds of muscle. So for james to be such a huge fan and be let down by his "superman in a fat suit" bugs me, because if he's such a huge fan he should realize this? I'm glad he's gone, i was getting tired of trying to decipher what he was always saying!
I was nervous for Candice after the previews for last week trying to align with Colby & Tom but after seeing her perform in this challenge, without James around, i think she'll stick around a little bit longer and when it becomes an individual game even if you don't have an alliance if you have to skill and strength thats all you need to win individual immunity.. and that she has. so my one to watch is Candice.
I'll also list Danielle again as one to watch. She's aligned with the two greatest, and i honestly feel Parvati & Russell can make it to the end because they are that damn good, for their sake, i hope its a F2, for Danielle's sake and any shot at winning, it better be a F3...
Final 6 (in my opinion)
if F2
Winner Parvati
Runner up - Russell
3rd - Danielle
4th - Sandra
5th - Candice
6th - Jerri
if F3
Winner - Danielle
Runner Up - Parvati
3rd - Russell
4th - Sandra
5th - Candice
6th - Jerri
my reasoning - Candice is awesome and she's on the outs, she was in Cook Islands with Parvati they may align. Sandra & Jerri are doing a good job at remaining powerful but not overshadowing the "big guys" (i'm sorry i can't get over Rob saying that... or his face at tribal council when Russell proved him wrong) Candice will keep their (their = Parvati & Russell) numbers, however she's a strong girl, Sandra's not AND i don't think Russell would allow Candice the opportunity for final immunity ruining his plans... your thoughts?
THOUGHTS NOT SPOILERS!!
Thursday, March 25, 2010
"i don't ride coattails baby" Survivor Heroes vs Villians ep. 5 recap
now i know this guy who is a huge Amanda fan, and i admit sometimes i like to ruffle his feathers for the sake of argument because the guy can go all night long! if he lasts as long in the bedroom as he does in an argument he's got one lucky lady, with that said, i've packed my lunch and i'm well prepared for the battle, brian.
Amanda has played this game twice, but you couldn't prove it by me! she's made it to the end twice, again couldn't prove it by me! She's hands down the dumbest Survivor castaway to ever step foot in Samoa. "If JT doesn't vote with me, Rupert & James he's with Tom, Colby & Candice".... thanks genius, i'm so glad you cleared that up for us because i would have never known! She said at the beginning of the episode she didn't trust JT. She said in her confessional she couldn't trust JT, its there in her head, she knows voting out JT is the smartest thing to do, she's practically saying it herself! its like the lights are on but no ones home! i just wish someone would smack her in her face! Then she starts crying saying she doesn't know what she'll do without James. Then she asks Rupert for advice. Rupert? seriously? I've said it before and i'll say it again she's the brawn & she's always had the brains to depend on to get by, and she doesn't have that this time around and its like she's too stupid to function. She doesn't know what to do. She knows the logical thing to do is get rid of JT but she's not smart enough to put it into reality, She doesn't have Todd, Cirie or Parvati on her side this time around so she relies on JT's chance vote. She relies on James' chance injury. She's spent 3 of the last 4 episodes depending on Cirie, without her she turns to Rupert? really? For her sake & any shot at going far in this game i pray she makes it to the merge and i pray Parvati takes pity on her and finds a place for her on her coattail to take her to the end. Parvati's line to Russell "I don't ride coattails, baby" was probably the greatest line ever said in the history of the show. I loved it. Russell has met his match with Parvati. Notice how it was her said to share the information with Coach that he was a lost puppy. Coach is this "honorable" guy whose all about trust and in the words of Jenna Morasca (via her Fancast blog) he doesn't only march to beat of his own drum, he has his own freakin band! I've not seen anything that makes Coach a villain other than the fact he's not a fan favorite. Coach lives in his own little fantasy world full of unicorns and and rainbows and ninjas and care bears and he's like a naive 8th grader stuck in fantasy land where everyone is nice and takes their neighbors jell-o molds of the Eiffel Tower & Parvati realized this (along with everyone else, but rather than make fun of him, such as Rob & Sandra did with climbing the tree to gather coconuts) she capitalized on it, convinced Russell to pull him in, that way when they slit his throat he was the asshole and her hands are clean. I've said it time and time again Russell & Parvati are the two greatest strategists to ever play this game, the only difference in the two is Parvati looks better in a bikini, which is more powerful than any hidden immunity idol could ever be. Sandra, i love her to death, she's hilarious as can be. She's feisty, she's the biggest bitch, she's hateful as all get out, she speaks her mind she's ill tempered and impatient and has a hard time hiding her frustrations and she's never a target. The one challenge she actually competes in she gets pissy with everyone tonight, no one gets upset with her. No one ever says "Sandra is hateful" no one. no one even notices. How she does it i don't know. & i know you have to be a US Citizen to be on Survivor. She was on Survivor 7 years ago, why the hell does she still have such a thick accent? i mean really? whats up with it? i love it, its funny as hell, but why does she have it? I can understand her better than James tho. The heroes not voting him out just shows how completely stupid they are. I don't think Tom sucked at the challenge, i think it was more of Tom doesn't have closed captions relaying what his ears doesn't understand to his brain, so therefore he got confused. I can never understand anything James says. He's like Shrek. He's a big ol' stupid redneck ogre. Don't get me wrong tho, i'm glad Tom is gone, he was boring. I'm shocked James wasn't med evac'd tho. I'm kinda disappointed i didn't hear any of Tyson's great one liners tonight, but hey, with the editing crew taking the focus off of him maybe that means he won't be leaving as soon as i originally expected! Based on the previews for the next episode building up Russell & Rob's feud i say the villains lose and it will be an epic tribal council, which excites me!!! NO SPOILERS! JUST OPINIONS!! - who do you think will win between Russell & Rob? - Personally, i dont think Russell will weed out his idol so soon. I think Parvati has Courtney, Russell can get Coach, Coach has Tyson, possibly Jerri... maybe they can get the numbers to vote out Rob without using the idol?? But i think Rob has Jerri & Coach blinded by this mystery power that i've yet to see he has... so who knows.
Amanda has played this game twice, but you couldn't prove it by me! she's made it to the end twice, again couldn't prove it by me! She's hands down the dumbest Survivor castaway to ever step foot in Samoa. "If JT doesn't vote with me, Rupert & James he's with Tom, Colby & Candice".... thanks genius, i'm so glad you cleared that up for us because i would have never known! She said at the beginning of the episode she didn't trust JT. She said in her confessional she couldn't trust JT, its there in her head, she knows voting out JT is the smartest thing to do, she's practically saying it herself! its like the lights are on but no ones home! i just wish someone would smack her in her face! Then she starts crying saying she doesn't know what she'll do without James. Then she asks Rupert for advice. Rupert? seriously? I've said it before and i'll say it again she's the brawn & she's always had the brains to depend on to get by, and she doesn't have that this time around and its like she's too stupid to function. She doesn't know what to do. She knows the logical thing to do is get rid of JT but she's not smart enough to put it into reality, She doesn't have Todd, Cirie or Parvati on her side this time around so she relies on JT's chance vote. She relies on James' chance injury. She's spent 3 of the last 4 episodes depending on Cirie, without her she turns to Rupert? really? For her sake & any shot at going far in this game i pray she makes it to the merge and i pray Parvati takes pity on her and finds a place for her on her coattail to take her to the end. Parvati's line to Russell "I don't ride coattails, baby" was probably the greatest line ever said in the history of the show. I loved it. Russell has met his match with Parvati. Notice how it was her said to share the information with Coach that he was a lost puppy. Coach is this "honorable" guy whose all about trust and in the words of Jenna Morasca (via her Fancast blog) he doesn't only march to beat of his own drum, he has his own freakin band! I've not seen anything that makes Coach a villain other than the fact he's not a fan favorite. Coach lives in his own little fantasy world full of unicorns and and rainbows and ninjas and care bears and he's like a naive 8th grader stuck in fantasy land where everyone is nice and takes their neighbors jell-o molds of the Eiffel Tower & Parvati realized this (along with everyone else, but rather than make fun of him, such as Rob & Sandra did with climbing the tree to gather coconuts) she capitalized on it, convinced Russell to pull him in, that way when they slit his throat he was the asshole and her hands are clean. I've said it time and time again Russell & Parvati are the two greatest strategists to ever play this game, the only difference in the two is Parvati looks better in a bikini, which is more powerful than any hidden immunity idol could ever be. Sandra, i love her to death, she's hilarious as can be. She's feisty, she's the biggest bitch, she's hateful as all get out, she speaks her mind she's ill tempered and impatient and has a hard time hiding her frustrations and she's never a target. The one challenge she actually competes in she gets pissy with everyone tonight, no one gets upset with her. No one ever says "Sandra is hateful" no one. no one even notices. How she does it i don't know. & i know you have to be a US Citizen to be on Survivor. She was on Survivor 7 years ago, why the hell does she still have such a thick accent? i mean really? whats up with it? i love it, its funny as hell, but why does she have it? I can understand her better than James tho. The heroes not voting him out just shows how completely stupid they are. I don't think Tom sucked at the challenge, i think it was more of Tom doesn't have closed captions relaying what his ears doesn't understand to his brain, so therefore he got confused. I can never understand anything James says. He's like Shrek. He's a big ol' stupid redneck ogre. Don't get me wrong tho, i'm glad Tom is gone, he was boring. I'm shocked James wasn't med evac'd tho. I'm kinda disappointed i didn't hear any of Tyson's great one liners tonight, but hey, with the editing crew taking the focus off of him maybe that means he won't be leaving as soon as i originally expected! Based on the previews for the next episode building up Russell & Rob's feud i say the villains lose and it will be an epic tribal council, which excites me!!! NO SPOILERS! JUST OPINIONS!! - who do you think will win between Russell & Rob? - Personally, i dont think Russell will weed out his idol so soon. I think Parvati has Courtney, Russell can get Coach, Coach has Tyson, possibly Jerri... maybe they can get the numbers to vote out Rob without using the idol?? But i think Rob has Jerri & Coach blinded by this mystery power that i've yet to see he has... so who knows.
"you're way too good at wrapping weak minds around your finger" Heroes vs Villains ep 4 recap
okay, so again Tyson brought the greatest quotes ever! telling Coach to not practice his Thai Chi or tell his stories, oh lord that was the funniest thing ever!! i really like him, i dont think he'll last very long tho. i hope i'm wrong, but i dont see it happening. I've not seen any kind of relationship he's had with anyone. So i think he'll be screwed at TC. But Coach crying is the funniest thing ever! & Rob telling him to stop crying and be a man... umm, Rob, lets rewind two weeks ago.. Rob telling Coach to "act like a man" is about as convincing as Ross Mathews saying "man up!" But if Coach is gonna let a comment that Sandra made upset him that bad.. he's not prepared this time around. His days are numbered. Candice is definitely a threat in this game. she did awesome in the reward challenge. Danielle is desperate for a new boob job, i pray she wins enough money to fix those things. & what was up with that evil laugh after commercial break from the reward challenge? Sandra is calling the shots on the villains tribe. its pretty clear she's loud she doesn't care if she offends you and yet no one wants to get rid of her! she isn't even an option! she's never on anyone's radar. the guys are on ego trips on the villains tribe & i dont think they have their eyes on the right person. Rob, Coach & Russell need to worry about Sandra rather than each other. & to make it even worse SHE NEVER COMPETES! she sits out every immunity challenge! The heroes showed just how stupid they were by all going out and trying to find it together. how many people normally make up a merge/jury... like 12? i'm willing to bet it'll be a Tocantins repeat & maybe 3, if they're lucky, heroes will actually make it that far, however unlike Tocantins or Samoa they wont be smart enough to get the villains to turn on each other. I think Jeff Probst has a hard on for Boston Rob. he gives him praise a lot. saying he "stepped up" for his tribe.. how hard is it to be tied down in a ball? he didn't even have to do anything except say"left" or "right" the hard part was being blindfolded! it goes back to the big block puzzle from Tocantins they had to redo when Steph went home. Russell, Coach & every other guy on the villains tribe was lifting those blocks as well, yet Probst (or editing..) only praised Rob. Editing appears to be Boston Rob's friend, but i'm still not convinced he'll go far. Amanda is a retard. She's a retard! there's no other words to describe her. Cirie said it best "she's not the sharpest tool in the shed!" that look on her face when Cirie said "did you get the idol?" It sucks because Cirie is the only smart one on her tribe & unfortunately for her that makes her a threat. JT is another retard. JT will be an early boot as well. Jeff just asked "where is the philosophy of the tribe when it comes to voting people out".. that translates to "you all are stupid!" & JT saying "you gotta have people who are gonna stick to what they said to begin with" i guess he forgot about how he told Stephenie, Colby & Tom he wouldn't vote out Steph... these Heroes are the biggest bunch of retards i've ever seen & they deserve to lose... and they will. "social game is a distraction, james don't do that stuff"... james also hasn't even come close to winning in the two times he's played! They should change the name of this season to Villains vs Losers. no joke. If i didn't know any better no way in hell would i ever guess some of the heroes have played twice before because they know nothing about this game.
I cant wait for next week tho to see Rob act all badass like he can do something. You have Rob & Coach in an alliance. Jerri likes feeling sexy in the presence of Parvati so she'll stick with Coach. Parvati, Russell & Danielle are tight. Courtney is tight with Danielle & Parvati.. therefore she's tight with Russell.. Tyson is kind of on the outs, he may align with Coach.. but after tonights episode he seems more of wanting to remain in the game than remain close with Coach.. Sandra will go along with anything as long as its not her name being written down. & based on whats being shown, Russell's alliance has the numbers.. therefore they have Sandra. Rob & Coach are screwing themselves over targeting Russell, it won't happen. they don't have the ability to pull it off. Candice possibly swapping alliances next week... kinda makes me give a second thought to what i said about her being one to watch.. who knows.. i say Colby, Candice, Tyson & Rob are on the chopping block next week... simply because Tyson is on the outs, Rob thinks he's more powerful than he is, Colby & Tom seem on the outs of their tribe however Tom's a better strategist so i think he'll be safe.. but if Candice gives them a reason to target her it may very well be her.. who knows, we'll have to wait and see i guess! whats your thoughts?
I cant wait for next week tho to see Rob act all badass like he can do something. You have Rob & Coach in an alliance. Jerri likes feeling sexy in the presence of Parvati so she'll stick with Coach. Parvati, Russell & Danielle are tight. Courtney is tight with Danielle & Parvati.. therefore she's tight with Russell.. Tyson is kind of on the outs, he may align with Coach.. but after tonights episode he seems more of wanting to remain in the game than remain close with Coach.. Sandra will go along with anything as long as its not her name being written down. & based on whats being shown, Russell's alliance has the numbers.. therefore they have Sandra. Rob & Coach are screwing themselves over targeting Russell, it won't happen. they don't have the ability to pull it off. Candice possibly swapping alliances next week... kinda makes me give a second thought to what i said about her being one to watch.. who knows.. i say Colby, Candice, Tyson & Rob are on the chopping block next week... simply because Tyson is on the outs, Rob thinks he's more powerful than he is, Colby & Tom seem on the outs of their tribe however Tom's a better strategist so i think he'll be safe.. but if Candice gives them a reason to target her it may very well be her.. who knows, we'll have to wait and see i guess! whats your thoughts?
"i was worried for their sanity" - Heroes vs Villains ep. 3 recap
"they must have all eaten steroid sandwiches!" Tyson is one of my favorites. i like his wit. he's hilarious. Coach is still a douchebag. I liked him episode one & two. it was almost as if he had embraced his douchebag-ness... yeah, he's oblivious to the real world yet again in episode 3. I still haven't seen the "high and mighty" in Boston Rob that everyone else see's. & i think his days are numbered. I was wrong with Courtney being the target this episode, instead its Parvati, which i found kind of shocking... however am i shocked that she managed to stick around? negative. I do agree with Rob tho that Parvati has Russell wrapped around her little finger.... but i will say its not only Russ! Coach & Jerri both stated there was no way in hell they would not vote for her... they didn't vote for her. In the game of Survivor there's two types of a villains, a mean villain & a strategical villain. Parvati is the best female strategist.. hero or villain... to ever play the game and i agree with her, Jerri is a bitter old cougar. Russell's move in hiding the machete. its GENIUS! yeah he does without, but he's the one who hid it, he's prepared to do without, he knows where it is, he knows not to get upset and lose his cool, he knows not to point blame on someone, he knows all this. Same with the canteens in Samoa. As long as someone else is being shady ... or being accused of being shady... you're not the target. Its always best to be the source of the drama rather than the target because as long as you're the source you can create whoever you want as the target. If someone is on the outs, do something to make others suspect them even more, isolate them on the outs even more than they already are. Russell is a married man cuddling with Parvati at night, he knows how to play this game... but with that being said, Russell IS a man, and like i said Parvati is one of (and the best female) the best strategists to play this game, he may think he's playing her but she has him right where she wants him. Parvati & Russell will go to the end of this game, but for their sake i hope its a final 2 & not a final 3 because both are equally as villainous and will likely piss off the jury just as much as the other one and they both run the risk of losing the game to that 3rd finalist. I actually like this asshole side to James. He was boring as hell in his first two seasons and i couldn't even fathom the very thought of him being on my tv screen... asshole as he may be, atleast he's interesting. i think JT's days are numbered as well. I dont see him making the merge, being outed with his lies & multiple alliances at the last TC and Tom & Rupert's egos.. they won't allow him to get far. Coach breaking down in next weeks episode annoys me. I get it that the elements kinda have their wear and tear on you, but he's already been caught in a lie on tonights episode in the water with Parvati, so his "i'm honest & the dragon slayer" title isn't gonna hold up if he keeps up his lies & his tears... which could lead to his downfall. I don't think Coach will be making the final 5 this time around. Boston Rob's comment about Russell.. i'll believe it when i see it. I've said time and time i dont understand the hype around Rob. Rob is not a physical threat. he doesn't do anything any better than any of the other guys.. or girls for that matter.. he's not a great strategist. He's aligned himself with Sandra whose only strategy is "as long as its not me i don't care" (which has won her the game once.. who knows it might take her pretty far again)... do you really want to be aligned with a woman whose strategy is "its either me or you, i know we had a deal, but sorry charlie i gotta cut your throat?" I get a feeling Rob will be out before jury/merge as well. The heroes will self destruct. They're all brawn & no brain. Survivor is 90% outwit and 10% outplay. it doesn't matter how much you can outplay someone if you dont have the brains to put the pieces of the survivor puzzle together you're screwed. You won't see Amanda, JT, Tom, Colby or James go far in this game this time around... why? because they're stupid. Not a one of them have a strategical bone in their body. JT had Stephen, Amanda had Todd & Cirie & Parvati, Tom had Ian, Colby had Tina... they dont have that support this time around. From the heroes Rupert might stick around because he's weak & and a guarantee win against in the F3/F2... but for the rest of them, it won't happen.
i've already said my predictions for finals are Russ & Parv... but my predictions for ones to watch out for are:
Danielle ... she's aligned herself with Russell & Parvati & she really gave Amanda a run for her money in the physical challenge tonight.. she's the physical & has the brains in Russ & Parv to back her up.
Sandra.. like i said, her strategy is "its either you or me" and its already worked for her once and she verified it tonight when talking to Coach its the same strategy this time around.
Jerri... She's aligned herself with Coach & Boston Rob. its always a good thing to align yourself with people who are considered a bigger threat than you (even tho i dont think he is.. everyone else does) & someone more hated than you, such as Coach.. because even if you do fall into the minority at anytime you can buy yourself some time with your allies taking the fall.
Candice... At first i was thinking voting out Steph was a mistake for her but i think its pretty clear Cirie is lower than her on the totem pole and i feel James' mouth is gonna get him in trouble. Tom's ego & JT's lies are gonna catch up with them just in time to spare her another 3 days... until she gets to the merge and as any Survivor fan knows once you're at the merge its a whole new ballgame.
i've already said my predictions for finals are Russ & Parv... but my predictions for ones to watch out for are:
Danielle ... she's aligned herself with Russell & Parvati & she really gave Amanda a run for her money in the physical challenge tonight.. she's the physical & has the brains in Russ & Parv to back her up.
Sandra.. like i said, her strategy is "its either you or me" and its already worked for her once and she verified it tonight when talking to Coach its the same strategy this time around.
Jerri... She's aligned herself with Coach & Boston Rob. its always a good thing to align yourself with people who are considered a bigger threat than you (even tho i dont think he is.. everyone else does) & someone more hated than you, such as Coach.. because even if you do fall into the minority at anytime you can buy yourself some time with your allies taking the fall.
Candice... At first i was thinking voting out Steph was a mistake for her but i think its pretty clear Cirie is lower than her on the totem pole and i feel James' mouth is gonna get him in trouble. Tom's ego & JT's lies are gonna catch up with them just in time to spare her another 3 days... until she gets to the merge and as any Survivor fan knows once you're at the merge its a whole new ballgame.
Survivor Heroes vs Villains - recap.
so this is my reality show wrap up for Survivor Heroes vs Villains, so if you're not a fan of the show save yourself the time and don't bother reading
so i'm a huge Survivor fan as i'm sure most of you know.. and if you don't then you don't know me at all. Its the 20th season & there's some good people on this cast but its hard for me to figure out if they're worthy of the return...
now i love Sandra this time around, she was kinda boring in pearl islands but she seems extra feisty so far, so i like her. But taking off Sugar's top was kinda lame if you ask me. It was entertaining and kinda villainous but did she really not expect Sugar to run topless? This is a show where girls have gotten naked for peanut butter & chocolate. Sugar is a pin up model. her job is to pose naked/half naked. I'm not a sugar fan. i'm glad she was out. I'm over Rupert pouting all the time. he's a bore fest. He's weak. I hate all the heroes. i loved the crafty editing to make it look like Rob passed out (do ya'll sense my sarcasm with that one?) he passed out with a shirt perfectly placed under his head in the form of a pillow? he took a nap and is a little cry baby and didn't feel like getting up so they brought him a bottle of water? seriously? Its survivor, you're supposed to get weak and dehydrated and if Rupert's fat ass and Courtney's little 90 pound body can withstand it there's no way in hell i would admit that i was weak. He didn't need a bottle of water, he needed his torch snuffed. I dont understand the hype around Boston Rob. never have and never will. he was out pre jury in S4, the only thing he did in All Stars was lie about Jerri & Amber. We can do without Amanda a third time too. she's really really boring. She was good in China. She wasn't even an original pick for FvF it was supposed to be Courtney but she declined, and then Cirie & Parvati carried her to the end that season. I cant stand that little sad look she always has on her face. I hope she's gone soon. Like they said last night, she's the weakest person on their tribe, she's useless. BUT she's in a good alliance so she'll most likely stick around for merge. I dont expect her to get to the end a 3rd time tho. I predict Parvati, Russell & Danielle to go far. Danielle will be Russ's Natalie this season, Russell's only problem is Parvati. Parvati is a genius in this game. She's physically fit, however she's a small girl so she's not a huge threat physically, but she can pull her own weight which doesn't make her a liability, not to mention she's hot and she knows it. She uses her sex appeal to her advantage. She's the girl all the women want to be and the one all the guys want their girl to be and it makes her a huge threat. She can just as easily rally the girls to form an alliance & get them to turn on Russ. Russell is one of the greatest survivors EVER! & his strategy will work perfect for him once again all the way to the end, but like i said his only problem is Parvati. Danielle will be the weak Natalie & ride his coat tails as far as he'll take her but just as he lets her go Parvati will be there to pick her up and turn the tables. Whether its a F3 or an F2 idk, but i predict Parvati & Russell will be right there at the end. & Danielle will be a 3rd place finisher right behind 'em. I loved how James got pissed last night and said Stephenie was a loser and that she was the last person remaining on her tribe... now call me crazy James, but isn't that the whole objective of the game? to be the last one standing? and to outlast her entire tribe.. and she had to work for that building her own fire, her own shelter, living by herself, not depending on others to get her food.. then coming back to make F2 the very next season? .. then there's James getting voted out with 2 idols in his pocket, needs subtitles for everything he says, all he talks about is that damn apple that i wish he would choke on... whose the loser? My favorites this season are: Tyson, Courtney, Sandra, Randy, Russell, Cirie, & Parvati. I'm worried about Cirie tho. i think its in their best interest to get rid of her because she is so strategic, and if she wasn't on a tribe full of retards i wouldn't be too concerned, but she's the only hero who knows how to play the game & they all know that so she'll be out soon i think. Especially since Tom has already talked about wanting her gone and then she didn't vote with him... so i'm a little worried about her. Anyway...
my favorites Survivor seasons are 1.) Tocantins 2.) Gabon 3.) Amazon... and S20 is shaping up to make my list!
the greatest survivors to ever play this game IMO in order are:
1.) Todd (china)
2.) Russell H. (samoa)
3.) Yul (cook islands)
4.) Cirie (panama)
5.) Hatch (borneo)
6.) Jenna Morasca (amazon)
7.) Parvati (cook islands)
8.) Colby (australia)
9.) Ethan (africa)
10.)Stephenie (palau)
now those are just the greatest, my favorites are a little different.. they include:
1.)Russell H. (samoa)
2.)Corinne (Gabon)
3.)Randy (Gabon)
4.)Courtney (china)
5.)Cirie (panama)
6.)Sandy (tocantins)
7.)Parvati (cook islands)
8.)Jenna M (amazon)
9.)Ethan (africa)
10.)Stephen (tocantins)
The ones i can do without ever seeing on the show again are:
1.)Sugar (gabon)
2.)Rupert (pearl islands)
3.)Amanda (china)
4.)James (china)
5.)Boston Rob (marquesas)
my list of worst or least deserving winners (in order) are:
1.)Chris D. (vanuatu)
2.)Natalie (samoa)
3.)Amber (all stars)
4.)Vecepia (marquesas)
5.)Bob (gabon)
(who should have won those seasons.. Twila, Russell, Kathy, Kathy, Kenny)
the biggest survivor crybabies in my opinion are Ozzy & Lex. I've never such crybabies in all my life. I think Survivor has gotten soft in its latter years. I remember when they were given a can of rice & that was it and a when a flood came they were shit out luck! now they get fishing nets & gear and they're all out in these tropical locations full of coconuts. KY Joe jumped off a 100 foot cliff into crocodile infested waters and couldn't even swim, Ethan had to built a fence of thorns to keep from getting attacked by lions in his sleep, Jenna swam across a lake full of piranha, alligators & anaconda's for a chance to see her mom and these guys are complaining about bug bites. Its still rather entertaining, but its nothing like it used to be. The veteran Survivors went thru hell. I wanna see Survivor Veterans vs. Newbies or an all winners edition. There's been 20 seasons so far, cut out Chris & Natalie and a couple of the other undeserving people and it'll be quite the show. I'd like to see Grandma Laura who thinks she's so great take on Twila. Twila would eat her for lunch. Jenna Morasca would murder Amanda. Ethan & JT. it would be a good show.
so i'm a huge Survivor fan as i'm sure most of you know.. and if you don't then you don't know me at all. Its the 20th season & there's some good people on this cast but its hard for me to figure out if they're worthy of the return...
now i love Sandra this time around, she was kinda boring in pearl islands but she seems extra feisty so far, so i like her. But taking off Sugar's top was kinda lame if you ask me. It was entertaining and kinda villainous but did she really not expect Sugar to run topless? This is a show where girls have gotten naked for peanut butter & chocolate. Sugar is a pin up model. her job is to pose naked/half naked. I'm not a sugar fan. i'm glad she was out. I'm over Rupert pouting all the time. he's a bore fest. He's weak. I hate all the heroes. i loved the crafty editing to make it look like Rob passed out (do ya'll sense my sarcasm with that one?) he passed out with a shirt perfectly placed under his head in the form of a pillow? he took a nap and is a little cry baby and didn't feel like getting up so they brought him a bottle of water? seriously? Its survivor, you're supposed to get weak and dehydrated and if Rupert's fat ass and Courtney's little 90 pound body can withstand it there's no way in hell i would admit that i was weak. He didn't need a bottle of water, he needed his torch snuffed. I dont understand the hype around Boston Rob. never have and never will. he was out pre jury in S4, the only thing he did in All Stars was lie about Jerri & Amber. We can do without Amanda a third time too. she's really really boring. She was good in China. She wasn't even an original pick for FvF it was supposed to be Courtney but she declined, and then Cirie & Parvati carried her to the end that season. I cant stand that little sad look she always has on her face. I hope she's gone soon. Like they said last night, she's the weakest person on their tribe, she's useless. BUT she's in a good alliance so she'll most likely stick around for merge. I dont expect her to get to the end a 3rd time tho. I predict Parvati, Russell & Danielle to go far. Danielle will be Russ's Natalie this season, Russell's only problem is Parvati. Parvati is a genius in this game. She's physically fit, however she's a small girl so she's not a huge threat physically, but she can pull her own weight which doesn't make her a liability, not to mention she's hot and she knows it. She uses her sex appeal to her advantage. She's the girl all the women want to be and the one all the guys want their girl to be and it makes her a huge threat. She can just as easily rally the girls to form an alliance & get them to turn on Russ. Russell is one of the greatest survivors EVER! & his strategy will work perfect for him once again all the way to the end, but like i said his only problem is Parvati. Danielle will be the weak Natalie & ride his coat tails as far as he'll take her but just as he lets her go Parvati will be there to pick her up and turn the tables. Whether its a F3 or an F2 idk, but i predict Parvati & Russell will be right there at the end. & Danielle will be a 3rd place finisher right behind 'em. I loved how James got pissed last night and said Stephenie was a loser and that she was the last person remaining on her tribe... now call me crazy James, but isn't that the whole objective of the game? to be the last one standing? and to outlast her entire tribe.. and she had to work for that building her own fire, her own shelter, living by herself, not depending on others to get her food.. then coming back to make F2 the very next season? .. then there's James getting voted out with 2 idols in his pocket, needs subtitles for everything he says, all he talks about is that damn apple that i wish he would choke on... whose the loser? My favorites this season are: Tyson, Courtney, Sandra, Randy, Russell, Cirie, & Parvati. I'm worried about Cirie tho. i think its in their best interest to get rid of her because she is so strategic, and if she wasn't on a tribe full of retards i wouldn't be too concerned, but she's the only hero who knows how to play the game & they all know that so she'll be out soon i think. Especially since Tom has already talked about wanting her gone and then she didn't vote with him... so i'm a little worried about her. Anyway...
my favorites Survivor seasons are 1.) Tocantins 2.) Gabon 3.) Amazon... and S20 is shaping up to make my list!
the greatest survivors to ever play this game IMO in order are:
1.) Todd (china)
2.) Russell H. (samoa)
3.) Yul (cook islands)
4.) Cirie (panama)
5.) Hatch (borneo)
6.) Jenna Morasca (amazon)
7.) Parvati (cook islands)
8.) Colby (australia)
9.) Ethan (africa)
10.)Stephenie (palau)
now those are just the greatest, my favorites are a little different.. they include:
1.)Russell H. (samoa)
2.)Corinne (Gabon)
3.)Randy (Gabon)
4.)Courtney (china)
5.)Cirie (panama)
6.)Sandy (tocantins)
7.)Parvati (cook islands)
8.)Jenna M (amazon)
9.)Ethan (africa)
10.)Stephen (tocantins)
The ones i can do without ever seeing on the show again are:
1.)Sugar (gabon)
2.)Rupert (pearl islands)
3.)Amanda (china)
4.)James (china)
5.)Boston Rob (marquesas)
my list of worst or least deserving winners (in order) are:
1.)Chris D. (vanuatu)
2.)Natalie (samoa)
3.)Amber (all stars)
4.)Vecepia (marquesas)
5.)Bob (gabon)
(who should have won those seasons.. Twila, Russell, Kathy, Kathy, Kenny)
the biggest survivor crybabies in my opinion are Ozzy & Lex. I've never such crybabies in all my life. I think Survivor has gotten soft in its latter years. I remember when they were given a can of rice & that was it and a when a flood came they were shit out luck! now they get fishing nets & gear and they're all out in these tropical locations full of coconuts. KY Joe jumped off a 100 foot cliff into crocodile infested waters and couldn't even swim, Ethan had to built a fence of thorns to keep from getting attacked by lions in his sleep, Jenna swam across a lake full of piranha, alligators & anaconda's for a chance to see her mom and these guys are complaining about bug bites. Its still rather entertaining, but its nothing like it used to be. The veteran Survivors went thru hell. I wanna see Survivor Veterans vs. Newbies or an all winners edition. There's been 20 seasons so far, cut out Chris & Natalie and a couple of the other undeserving people and it'll be quite the show. I'd like to see Grandma Laura who thinks she's so great take on Twila. Twila would eat her for lunch. Jenna Morasca would murder Amanda. Ethan & JT. it would be a good show.
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