Survivor Heroes vs Villains - recap.

so this is my reality show wrap up for Survivor Heroes vs Villains, so if you're not a fan of the show save yourself the time and don't bother reading

so i'm a huge Survivor fan as i'm sure most of you know.. and if you don't then you don't know me at all. Its the 20th season & there's some good people on this cast but its hard for me to figure out if they're worthy of the return...
now i love Sandra this time around, she was kinda boring in pearl islands but she seems extra feisty so far, so i like her. But taking off Sugar's top was kinda lame if you ask me. It was entertaining and kinda villainous but did she really not expect Sugar to run topless? This is a show where girls have gotten naked for peanut butter & chocolate. Sugar is a pin up model. her job is to pose naked/half naked. I'm not a sugar fan. i'm glad she was out. I'm over Rupert pouting all the time. he's a bore fest. He's weak. I hate all the heroes. i loved the crafty editing to make it look like Rob passed out (do ya'll sense my sarcasm with that one?) he passed out with a shirt perfectly placed under his head in the form of a pillow? he took a nap and is a little cry baby and didn't feel like getting up so they brought him a bottle of water? seriously? Its survivor, you're supposed to get weak and dehydrated and if Rupert's fat ass and Courtney's little 90 pound body can withstand it there's no way in hell i would admit that i was weak. He didn't need a bottle of water, he needed his torch snuffed. I dont understand the hype around Boston Rob. never have and never will. he was out pre jury in S4, the only thing he did in All Stars was lie about Jerri & Amber. We can do without Amanda a third time too. she's really really boring. She was good in China. She wasn't even an original pick for FvF it was supposed to be Courtney but she declined, and then Cirie & Parvati carried her to the end that season. I cant stand that little sad look she always has on her face. I hope she's gone soon. Like they said last night, she's the weakest person on their tribe, she's useless. BUT she's in a good alliance so she'll most likely stick around for merge. I dont expect her to get to the end a 3rd time tho. I predict Parvati, Russell & Danielle to go far. Danielle will be Russ's Natalie this season, Russell's only problem is Parvati. Parvati is a genius in this game. She's physically fit, however she's a small girl so she's not a huge threat physically, but she can pull her own weight which doesn't make her a liability, not to mention she's hot and she knows it. She uses her sex appeal to her advantage. She's the girl all the women want to be and the one all the guys want their girl to be and it makes her a huge threat. She can just as easily rally the girls to form an alliance & get them to turn on Russ. Russell is one of the greatest survivors EVER! & his strategy will work perfect for him once again all the way to the end, but like i said his only problem is Parvati. Danielle will be the weak Natalie & ride his coat tails as far as he'll take her but just as he lets her go Parvati will be there to pick her up and turn the tables. Whether its a F3 or an F2 idk, but i predict Parvati & Russell will be right there at the end. & Danielle will be a 3rd place finisher right behind 'em. I loved how James got pissed last night and said Stephenie was a loser and that she was the last person remaining on her tribe... now call me crazy James, but isn't that the whole objective of the game? to be the last one standing? and to outlast her entire tribe.. and she had to work for that building her own fire, her own shelter, living by herself, not depending on others to get her food.. then coming back to make F2 the very next season? .. then there's James getting voted out with 2 idols in his pocket, needs subtitles for everything he says, all he talks about is that damn apple that i wish he would choke on... whose the loser? My favorites this season are: Tyson, Courtney, Sandra, Randy, Russell, Cirie, & Parvati. I'm worried about Cirie tho. i think its in their best interest to get rid of her because she is so strategic, and if she wasn't on a tribe full of retards i wouldn't be too concerned, but she's the only hero who knows how to play the game & they all know that so she'll be out soon i think. Especially since Tom has already talked about wanting her gone and then she didn't vote with him... so i'm a little worried about her. Anyway...
my favorites Survivor seasons are 1.) Tocantins 2.) Gabon 3.) Amazon... and S20 is shaping up to make my list!

the greatest survivors to ever play this game IMO in order are:
1.) Todd (china)
2.) Russell H. (samoa)
3.) Yul (cook islands)
4.) Cirie (panama)
5.) Hatch (borneo)
6.) Jenna Morasca (amazon)
7.) Parvati (cook islands)
8.) Colby (australia)
9.) Ethan (africa)
10.)Stephenie (palau)

now those are just the greatest, my favorites are a little different.. they include:
1.)Russell H. (samoa)
2.)Corinne (Gabon)
3.)Randy (Gabon)
4.)Courtney (china)
5.)Cirie (panama)
6.)Sandy (tocantins)
7.)Parvati (cook islands)
8.)Jenna M (amazon)
9.)Ethan (africa)
10.)Stephen (tocantins)

The ones i can do without ever seeing on the show again are:
1.)Sugar (gabon)
2.)Rupert (pearl islands)
3.)Amanda (china)
4.)James (china)
5.)Boston Rob (marquesas)

my list of worst or least deserving winners (in order) are:
1.)Chris D. (vanuatu)
2.)Natalie (samoa)
3.)Amber (all stars)
4.)Vecepia (marquesas)
5.)Bob (gabon)
(who should have won those seasons.. Twila, Russell, Kathy, Kathy, Kenny)

the biggest survivor crybabies in my opinion are Ozzy & Lex. I've never such crybabies in all my life. I think Survivor has gotten soft in its latter years. I remember when they were given a can of rice & that was it and a when a flood came they were shit out luck! now they get fishing nets & gear and they're all out in these tropical locations full of coconuts. KY Joe jumped off a 100 foot cliff into crocodile infested waters and couldn't even swim, Ethan had to built a fence of thorns to keep from getting attacked by lions in his sleep, Jenna swam across a lake full of piranha, alligators & anaconda's for a chance to see her mom and these guys are complaining about bug bites. Its still rather entertaining, but its nothing like it used to be. The veteran Survivors went thru hell. I wanna see Survivor Veterans vs. Newbies or an all winners edition. There's been 20 seasons so far, cut out Chris & Natalie and a couple of the other undeserving people and it'll be quite the show. I'd like to see Grandma Laura who thinks she's so great take on Twila. Twila would eat her for lunch. Jenna Morasca would murder Amanda. Ethan & JT. it would be a good show.