THE GREATEST TRIBAL COUNCIL EVER!! and THAT is why i say Russell Hantz... scratch that, i think he's proven its more than just my opinion, THAT is why Russell Hantz is the greatest player to ever play this game! Superman's fat suit? why James is full of shit & Boston Rob continues to be all talk & Sandra's secret ninja powers. Roping in Coach??
VILLAINS:
Rob starts the show by telling Russell he's playing with the big boys & he's not running with amateurs anymore. I think all the reality shows Rob has done with "Amba" has gotten to his head. The guy didn't even make a merge in Marquesas & lets face it without Lex & Amber he wouldn't have been worth watching in All Stars (that was Kathy's season) but enough about all that, i know i know i say it every week.. but i say it because its TRUE! I loved the immunity challenge when they got back to camp and Rob's like "yeah congratulations to me i beat a girl" all sarcastic like it was an easy task, i'm not sure if Rob was too busy focusing on the challenge to realize but Candice wasn't too far behind him and when he came stumbling out of that maze he looked like he was ready to pass out from exhaustion, so i'm not sure if that win was easy enough to get cocky and act all smug like that, but whatever. I will say the elements & challenges of Russell's seasons have been MUCH easier to endure than other seasons, but no matter what you're faced with, in the past 20 seasons i've yet to see a Survivor who STARTS the season so hated and makes it to the end, he's started HvV on the outs, and he's been to 2 tribals so far and is still in it and if his competition was someone other than Rob i would say he has his work cut out for him, but i'm just not seeing anything in Rob (in this season & his past seasons) that proves he has the ability to pull off any great game changing moves...
I loved Russell's speech to Coach tho.
I LOVE Tyson. his one liners and quick whit, he's hilarious. He makes up for the lack of Courtney this season. BUT! i'm not sure if it was editing or he's just retarded, but Russell walking right up to him in that crowded alliance, pulling him aside and telling him he was voting for Parvati is all it took? none of the rest of the "big boys" alliance even seen it happen! Tyson didn't go back and say "oh guys, I'm voting for Parvati now, Russell changed his vote" you know, and I want to give him the benefit of the doubt that he's not totally retarded but his tribemates looked awfully shocked at Tribal Council and he seemed to take the blame in his exit interview, so i dont know...
SANDRA! to me Sandra is one of the biggest mysteries of Survivor of all time. She's feisty, loud, rude, unapologetic, doesn't care, she admits her strategy is "as long as its you its not me" and if thats not saying "you can't trust me because i slit your throat to stay here mother f*cker" i don't know what is! No one even seems to care! i don't know if they don't consider her a threat or what, but no one notices! hats off to her for flying under the radar without flying under the radar, know what i mean? i'm anxious to see how she saves herself if someone does catch on.. so i'm hoping they do.
LOSERS...err Heroes ... same thing tho, right?
FINALLY! FINALLY! FINALLY! I can no longer say Amanda is a complete idiot! she atleast thinks for herself 1% of the time.... right? YEAH RIGHT! I WISH! she went thru with voting out James but she cried like a damn baby! she's trying to convince everyone to keep him, its like if you're gonna go that far out of your way to keep him around, how about we vote out you instead? thats what i'd say if i was there. the girl is an idiot! then jumping up and hugging him! She's just such an idiot and looking at her with her little sad droopy face all the time i just wish someone would punch her. Its like either smile or get the hell off my screen. you know that person, everyone has one of them too, in your life that is always negative. always talking about how horrible their life is and the world is crashing down on them and its like you just wanna shoot them first and shoot you second. you know those people... and if you don't have one of them in your life, then you're that person in your group of friends TRUST ME! i guarantee you Amanda is that person in her clique.
Rupert. Rupert's monotone ass is the most boring thing to ever grace television. I get a feeling he won't be nominated for fan favorite this year. I just don't see it happening. Him and Amanda need to go have boring little stupid ugly Survivor babies together. When he was comparing James & Colby, it took everything i had to not fall asleep! He's so boring!! & then James!
James doing his little foot race, he's an idiot. you can hardly walk, you want these people to keep you, do you honestly think you can beat someone in a foot race? where's your brain ogre boy? you can't beat a 10 year old kid in a foot race right now! why even attempt to prove thats your strong point? & as far as him saying Colby is his superman in a fat suit.... my take on this, Survivor has gotten soft over the years. There wasn't these physical challenges in the early seasons, these people got one can of rice and if they ran out they starved. They couldn't go fishing in Australia or Africa. They couldn't go out in the ocean when they got hot in the Amazon. They drank blood as it poured out of a cows neck! they jumped off a 200 foot cliff into crocodile infested waters, Ky Joe couldn't even swim! (greatest challenge EVER! in my opinion) Tina crawled across a tree limb in the middle of a HUGE flood that could have killed her to get some rice, They had to build a wall of thorn bushes to keep lions from eating them at night, the women in Amazon slept on the jungle floor for the first 3 days, they dominated! .. you know, Survivor has gotten a little soft. take someone like Twila, someone like Jenna Morasca, Ethan, Colby they could eat these new kids alive! Go back to the early years where there was no bananas, where your reward was splitting a snickers bar into 8 pieces to share with your tribe, where when you decided to sit out of a challenge to eat you had to jump in Anaconda & Piranha infested waters to get to it, where if you wanted to see your family in a challenge you had to paddle your ass across a river to see them. I remember Jenna's boat started sinking and she jumped out and swam her ass for a CHANCE at seeing her mom! SEE! now if Boston Rob lasted long enough in his season to endure all this then i could understand his bitching about "no hidden immunity idols" but he was a pre-merge/pre-jury boot he didn't even have to endure this shit and he wants to complain about he had it rough, he didn't do anything except eat some raw fish sitting out in the sun all day and if memory serves me correctly he lost that challenge for his tribe because he couldn't swallow it! Its easy for Colby to be on the outs when you have a tribe thats full of alliances. Its easy to win a challenge that involves pushing someone off a mat when you're 300 pounds of muscle. So for james to be such a huge fan and be let down by his "superman in a fat suit" bugs me, because if he's such a huge fan he should realize this? I'm glad he's gone, i was getting tired of trying to decipher what he was always saying!
I was nervous for Candice after the previews for last week trying to align with Colby & Tom but after seeing her perform in this challenge, without James around, i think she'll stick around a little bit longer and when it becomes an individual game even if you don't have an alliance if you have to skill and strength thats all you need to win individual immunity.. and that she has. so my one to watch is Candice.
I'll also list Danielle again as one to watch. She's aligned with the two greatest, and i honestly feel Parvati & Russell can make it to the end because they are that damn good, for their sake, i hope its a F2, for Danielle's sake and any shot at winning, it better be a F3...
Final 6 (in my opinion)
if F2
Winner Parvati
Runner up - Russell
3rd - Danielle
4th - Sandra
5th - Candice
6th - Jerri
if F3
Winner - Danielle
Runner Up - Parvati
3rd - Russell
4th - Sandra
5th - Candice
6th - Jerri
my reasoning - Candice is awesome and she's on the outs, she was in Cook Islands with Parvati they may align. Sandra & Jerri are doing a good job at remaining powerful but not overshadowing the "big guys" (i'm sorry i can't get over Rob saying that... or his face at tribal council when Russell proved him wrong) Candice will keep their (their = Parvati & Russell) numbers, however she's a strong girl, Sandra's not AND i don't think Russell would allow Candice the opportunity for final immunity ruining his plans... your thoughts?
THOUGHTS NOT SPOILERS!!
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