Thursday, March 25, 2010

"i was worried for their sanity" - Heroes vs Villains ep. 3 recap

"they must have all eaten steroid sandwiches!" Tyson is one of my favorites. i like his wit. he's hilarious. Coach is still a douchebag. I liked him episode one & two. it was almost as if he had embraced his douchebag-ness... yeah, he's oblivious to the real world yet again in episode 3. I still haven't seen the "high and mighty" in Boston Rob that everyone else see's. & i think his days are numbered. I was wrong with Courtney being the target this episode, instead its Parvati, which i found kind of shocking... however am i shocked that she managed to stick around? negative. I do agree with Rob tho that Parvati has Russell wrapped around her little finger.... but i will say its not only Russ! Coach & Jerri both stated there was no way in hell they would not vote for her... they didn't vote for her. In the game of Survivor there's two types of a villains, a mean villain & a strategical villain. Parvati is the best female strategist.. hero or villain... to ever play the game and i agree with her, Jerri is a bitter old cougar. Russell's move in hiding the machete. its GENIUS! yeah he does without, but he's the one who hid it, he's prepared to do without, he knows where it is, he knows not to get upset and lose his cool, he knows not to point blame on someone, he knows all this. Same with the canteens in Samoa. As long as someone else is being shady ... or being accused of being shady... you're not the target. Its always best to be the source of the drama rather than the target because as long as you're the source you can create whoever you want as the target. If someone is on the outs, do something to make others suspect them even more, isolate them on the outs even more than they already are. Russell is a married man cuddling with Parvati at night, he knows how to play this game... but with that being said, Russell IS a man, and like i said Parvati is one of (and the best female) the best strategists to play this game, he may think he's playing her but she has him right where she wants him. Parvati & Russell will go to the end of this game, but for their sake i hope its a final 2 & not a final 3 because both are equally as villainous and will likely piss off the jury just as much as the other one and they both run the risk of losing the game to that 3rd finalist. I actually like this asshole side to James. He was boring as hell in his first two seasons and i couldn't even fathom the very thought of him being on my tv screen... asshole as he may be, atleast he's interesting. i think JT's days are numbered as well. I dont see him making the merge, being outed with his lies & multiple alliances at the last TC and Tom & Rupert's egos.. they won't allow him to get far. Coach breaking down in next weeks episode annoys me. I get it that the elements kinda have their wear and tear on you, but he's already been caught in a lie on tonights episode in the water with Parvati, so his "i'm honest & the dragon slayer" title isn't gonna hold up if he keeps up his lies & his tears... which could lead to his downfall. I don't think Coach will be making the final 5 this time around. Boston Rob's comment about Russell.. i'll believe it when i see it. I've said time and time i dont understand the hype around Rob. Rob is not a physical threat. he doesn't do anything any better than any of the other guys.. or girls for that matter.. he's not a great strategist. He's aligned himself with Sandra whose only strategy is "as long as its not me i don't care" (which has won her the game once.. who knows it might take her pretty far again)... do you really want to be aligned with a woman whose strategy is "its either me or you, i know we had a deal, but sorry charlie i gotta cut your throat?" I get a feeling Rob will be out before jury/merge as well. The heroes will self destruct. They're all brawn & no brain. Survivor is 90% outwit and 10% outplay. it doesn't matter how much you can outplay someone if you dont have the brains to put the pieces of the survivor puzzle together you're screwed. You won't see Amanda, JT, Tom, Colby or James go far in this game this time around... why? because they're stupid. Not a one of them have a strategical bone in their body. JT had Stephen, Amanda had Todd & Cirie & Parvati, Tom had Ian, Colby had Tina... they dont have that support this time around. From the heroes Rupert might stick around because he's weak & and a guarantee win against in the F3/F2... but for the rest of them, it won't happen.

i've already said my predictions for finals are Russ & Parv... but my predictions for ones to watch out for are:

Danielle ... she's aligned herself with Russell & Parvati & she really gave Amanda a run for her money in the physical challenge tonight.. she's the physical & has the brains in Russ & Parv to back her up.

Sandra.. like i said, her strategy is "its either you or me" and its already worked for her once and she verified it tonight when talking to Coach its the same strategy this time around.

Jerri... She's aligned herself with Coach & Boston Rob. its always a good thing to align yourself with people who are considered a bigger threat than you (even tho i dont think he is.. everyone else does) & someone more hated than you, such as Coach.. because even if you do fall into the minority at anytime you can buy yourself some time with your allies taking the fall.

Candice... At first i was thinking voting out Steph was a mistake for her but i think its pretty clear Cirie is lower than her on the totem pole and i feel James' mouth is gonna get him in trouble. Tom's ego & JT's lies are gonna catch up with them just in time to spare her another 3 days... until she gets to the merge and as any Survivor fan knows once you're at the merge its a whole new ballgame.

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